I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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