I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Someone shit on the floor
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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