how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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