I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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