My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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