turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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