At least make sure they are 18
Why
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
This baby is an asshole
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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