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Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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