I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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