what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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