I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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