i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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