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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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