yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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