I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
As shirtless as possible
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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