Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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