Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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