I'll bet she douches with gravy.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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