Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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