Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yo dont text me then not text me
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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