C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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