Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
