I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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