Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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