Don't make out with my wife yet
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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