But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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