BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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