forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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