Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first