when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?