idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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