At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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