why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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