brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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