Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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