The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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