Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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