JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
