Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
