the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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