ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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