Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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