no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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