Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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