How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
