i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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