I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Screwed.edu
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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