I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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