I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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