Three words: puerto rican gang bang
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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