sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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