Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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