Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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