Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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