Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?

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(309): View more from Illinois

dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I cut my penus on the lid.

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(443): View more from Maryland

he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.

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(720): View more from Colorado

By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?

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