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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day

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• (516): View more from New York

  Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.

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• (212): View more from New York

  No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3

  (906): View more from Michigan

  Omg sara

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  I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months

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• (408): View more from California

  He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude

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