If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.