Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I did not marry a roomba.
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