It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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