I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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